Psychonauts Reflect on Their Very best Halloween Psychedelics Stories


There’s no superior time to trip your balls off than on a day committed to the dead.

Lead illustration by Brian Blomerth

However, strangers most likely will not give you edibles although trick or treating. But that does not imply you can not consume goodies on your personal this Halloween. In Pagan traditions, Halloween (or Samhain) is the time in which the veil among this globe and other individuals is thinnest. Ancestors, fairies, malevolent spirits, and all sorts of ghoulies may possibly come to say, “Hi.” 

A single reader alleges she saw her dead grandmother on Halloween. She was tripping on shrooms, but hey — who defines reality? We know that getting beneath the influence of psilocybin alters our perception the mortal globe by producing us additional sensitive and conscious. So, then, why can not mushrooms aid us see the other side? Who’s to say mushrooms are not the gateway to the upside-down?

Dressing up in costumes and partying with other individuals on such a spooky evening is bound to lead to strange instances, such as hiding from genuine housewives, realizing that you are the devil, or obtaining additional than one particular Halloween-sex sesh interrupted by visions of sea creatures. Actually, something can occur. Study on to hear our friends’ most memorable Halloween stories involving psychedelics.

Max’s Alien Sex Reality Verify

I was at a kink celebration with a attractive pal who was in town. I was dressed up as a kinky alien and wore a lengthy, green wig. I was decked out in a blue harness, and my skin was layered in so substantially glitter I felt like a disco ball. My attractive pal wore fairly classic BDSM black leather. We took some edibles and have been so higher that it felt psychedelic. 

Soon after some entertaining on a St. Andrew’s Cross, we created our way more than to a black leather table. I laid on my back and inside a swift moment, he slipped off my panties, place on a condom, and began fucking me. It was good at initially — like, super hot. I looked about at other couples fucking. Some have been even on the similar table although my attractive pal fucked me, which created me really feel like a extremely attractive and magical and alien. 

A single that came right here as a visitor solely to practical experience such Earthly pleasures unavailable on my planet I had to take in as substantially as doable. But when I turned my head, my alien wig was spread out all more than the table — on major of quite a few, at least 5, employed condoms. They looked like tiny floating sacks in the sea of my neon green hair, like jellyfish. Never be concerned, I powered via!

~ Max


Roo and the Genuine Banshees of Yonkers

I went to a mansion celebration in Yonkers, New York, a couple of years ago. I was certainly drunk off my ass by the time I took a pressed pill. When it hit me, my legs turned into jello. I was dressed up as higher-style Beetlejuice and I had extremely tall Jeffrey Campbells on so walking about was currently hilariously tricky. But, what ever — I created it operate. Then my pal (who was dressed up as higher-style Edward Scissorhands) and I walked about the mansion exploring all of the rooms. 

We met a lady in her 50’s with a lot of plastic surgery who decided to adhere to us. She stated her good friends betrayed her and left her behind. She proceeded to adhere to me into the bathroom and attempted to make out with me, but I politely declined. I was rolling my face off so I couldn’t be imply, but I was also like, This genuine housewife is providing me the most insane vibes I have to escape her. 

So then my pal and I spent the rest of the evening operating away from our Genuine Housewife pal, going from space to space in a 75-space mansion. She certainly knew we have been avoiding her and kept squawking, “YOU FUCKING BITCHES!” at us, but then wouldn’t cease hounding us. She was actually a banshee chasing us about a haunted mansion. It was extremely spooky and super trippy, and honestly, one particular of the craziest Halloweens I’ve ever had. 

~ Roo


Speak of the Devil — I Imply, Peter…

I was on psilocybin. Prior to me stood a significant minotaur-like figure, humanoid but with twirling horns. He gazed down, but attempted to communicate without the need of words. Then, abruptly, I became that figure, only to comprehend that I was Satan himself in all His glory.


Laura’s Grandma Desires Her Garments Back

I got dwelling about 3am (the witching hour) and was dressed up in 1950s gear that my grandmother gave me just before she died. I was receiving prepared for bed, when I swear to god I saw her for a short second sitting on a household chair. I blinked and she was gone, but the image of her sitting there is burned into my thoughts. I was on shrooms, but perhaps she was there. Psychedelics can facilitate these sorts of factors!

~ Laura


Gareth’s Nautical Cockblock

Soon after smoking a lot of weed and consuming a couple of shrooms, I went out and met this girl dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean. We went back to my spot and began to have sex (she was on major). I was feeling higher but absolutely nothing out of the typical. She was nevertheless in costume throughout this, as in wearing a fake beard, dreadlocks, her pirate hat was nevertheless on, and so forth. I was dressed as a lady in complete makeup, which was weird adequate… but, what ever. 

Possessing watched the motion pictures, I was conscious of other characters from the film, and throughout sex, the shrooms began to hit me. Her face began to morph into Captain Davy Jones, the dude with the fish tentacle/octopus face from the motion pictures. This of course became a enormous difficulty. I attempted to close my eyes and get on with it, but could really feel her fake dreadlocks hitting my face. But as an alternative of seeing dreadlocks when I opened my eyes, all I could see was some fish monster’s tentacles hitting my face as an alternative. 

I could not continue, and I began to freak out since her face was an octopus. So, I told her. I told her I was on shrooms, but she did not think me (I imply, I can not blame her) and believed it was a lame excuse to get out of undesirable sex. She angrily left. I never ever saw her once more, and now I can not watch Pirates of the Caribbean without the need of flashbacks to obtaining sex with “fish face” guy.

~ Gareth

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